Canada: Then we can both have fun!
France: *to England and America* You must delay the sexual tension, we have a meeting to finish!
France: Sorry to be so late! Halloween is not Halloween if I'm not being questioned by the police!
Me: You know, I can relate. I got questioned last year on Halloween night for screaming a little kids as they walked past my house. I got in a shit load of trouble, don't know why, though. The police said something about 'disturbing the peace'.
America: Alright guys, so I've got this sweet new attack plan, like attack dog alpha, woof!
America: Britain goes in suicidal! It's your charge of the light brigade routine!
America: France gives up without a struggle!
Me: And here I thought France was the semi.
America: And Russia? You just keep sending us your cannon fodder! You'll draw the guns away! From me!
Russia: What will you be doing, Mr. America?
Me: He was going to have sex with England, but that part got cut out. Don't know why. It's "educational" anime, right?
England: This is a pen. A very useful phrase in the English language.
America: *to England* Check it out, yo! How kickass is my fighter plane of doom?