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Humanity, I've Lost Faith In You......-_-I have lost all faith in humanity.......Why, you might ask? Allow me to show you two conversations I had today insulting my fandoms that made me feel like this:
1.) Doctor Who
Kid: *looks at my friend's David Tennant t-shirt* Who's that?
Me: :iconmotherofgod1plz: David Tennant, the guy who plays the Tenth Doctor in Doctor Who.
Kid: Well, sorry! I haven't seen the movie!
Me: :iconeyetwitchplz: Movie? MOVIE? IT'S A TV SERIES!
Kid: You're acting like I commited a crime.....
Me: YOU'RE LEVEL OF IGNORANCE SHOULD BE PUNISHABLE BY LAW!!!:icontearsofrageplz:
*moral of this story: don't fuck with Whovians*
2.) Hetalia
Me: *talking to my Geography* Hey, did you know that there's a place in Canada known as NEW PRUSSIA?
Teacher: *knows quite well about my Prussia obsession and smiles*
Other Kid: Prussia? What's that?
Teacher: Well, Prussia was once a country.
Other Kid: Nah, I think she just made Prussia up.
Me: :iconawesomerageplz:
:iconwhywouldyoudothatplz: I can't believe it.......TWO OF MY FAN

America, You Troll.....It's your birthday! How do you feel?
Me: :iconamericapartyhardplz: IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, MOTHERFUCKER!
This person arrived way too early: America.
America: I'm here, bro! Let's get this party started!
Me: :icondafuckplz: America, the party's not for another week!
America: :iconamericaxdplz: I know, dude! That's why I'm staying at your place until then!
Me: :iconoffendedplz: You got kicked out of your apartment again, didn't you?
America: :iconamericaXDplz:
They.......Raid your fridge.
Me: America, what the flying fuck do you think you're doing?!
America: *diging through my fridge* Bro, you have NO food!
Me: AMERICA, GO HOME!
After that, this person arrives first: Poland.
Poland: Girl, you don't look so good.
Me: :iconexhaustedplz: You try taking care of HIM *glares at America* For a week!
America: :iconderpplz:
This person spikes the punch: France.
Me: France, what are you doing?! Don't you remember w

Eheheheheeeee Haha, Ignore this, I think I'm drunkWarning you all now, this is kinda the high of my current sickness, meaning I might as well be drunk on my ass.
My buddy called me up yesterday and challenged me to do this, so I did. If this journal gets at least 10 faves and 5 comments, I have to pretend to be drunk and write a love letter to the person of you all's choosing. XD
Now then, prepare for RANDOMNESS!!!! :iconravebutlerplz::iconlingdanceplz::iconamericapartyhardplz::iconrainbowedplz:
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Oh my Lord, so I'm sitting here, on YouTube, getting ready to watch some fricken' remix video thing, and then this commercial pops up. Not shitting you, this is what happened:
Me: *le waiting for the thingy I click to skip ahead*
Commercial Narrator Guy: Shower yourself-
Me: *clicks button* DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
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Me: Mary Had a little lamb, it's heart was black as coal,
My Bruder: *stares at me*
Me: It crept into her room one night, and ate her fucking soul.
My Bruder: Da fuck.....What even-?
Me: *looking quite pleased with m

Sealand, You Bipolar Rapist!!!Your first crush was: Romano.
:icondafuckplz: Under what fucked up circumstances would I have a crush on ROMANO?!
But since they were an asshole, you went out with: England.
By accident(?), this person takes your first kiss: France.
:icongaspplz: France! Why you be stealin' my kiss virginity?!
Was it really an accident? Yes.
:iconoffendedplz: Well, then. I SEE HOW IT IS.
This person sees and is jealous: Belarus.
Oh shit! Run, France, run!
:iconbelarusrapefaceplz:
Boyfriend is being an ass; you relieve stress by: punching people.
:iconfacepalmplz: GOOD GOD.
Your brother tries to have sex with you; who is he? Spain.
:iconspainwtfplz: Spain, what the hell?!
Did he succeed? Over 50% means he did: 61%
:iconmotherofgod1plz:
However, you had lost your virginity to: France

PruCan Valentines Day“Good morning, Prussia.” Canada said from where he sat at his kitchen table, smiling and eating pancakes covered in maple syrup as Prussia came downstairs, still wearing the Prussian flag boxers and white tank top he slept in.
“Ja. What’s for breakfast?” Prussia said, yawning as he ran a hand through his messy hair which he hadn’t bothered to comb yet.
“Pancakes. There’s bacon if you want it, too.” Canada said, smiling as Prussia filled a plate and sat next to him at the kitchen table. “So what’s the plan for today?”
“What? I don’t know.” Prussia said, stuffing his fac

Hetalia Meme, Bitches!Choose 10 characters:
1) America
2) England
3) France
4) China
5) Russia
6) Canada
7) Germany
8) Prussia
9) Hungary
10) Romano
~Questions~
1) 6 Enters your bedroom at night, saying (s)he had a nightmare. What do you do?
Me: *smiles like a total creeper* You can spend the night in my room, if you'd like. :iconcreepersmileplz:
Canada: :iconcanadawtfplz: On second thought, I think I'll go back to my room...
2) You're hosting a party with 3, 9, and 7. What's going on?
I'm laughing my ass off as Hungary tries to get France and Prussia to do some Yaoi pictures for her. Then, when I'm done laughing, I go over to help her, FOR THE SAKE OF GAY PORN! :iconpuke-rainbowsplz:
3) 1 says 9 stole his/her last (favorite food/drink). Reactions?
Hungary: Why the fuck did I take these again?
America: *spazzing violently on the ground*
4) 4 and 9 are yelling at 3. Why? What do you do?
Er, China and Hungary are yelling at France because he

RomanoxReader ~ Closets

Giggling madly to yourself, you pressed your ear close to the closet door as you listened for Romano's footsteps. You had an evil plan. You, quite literally, would come out of the closet - naked.

You gave a sudden start as you heard the door open, and the squeak it always made as it swung shut. Footsteps walked to the bathroom. After about five minutes, they walked out and presumably to the middle of the room.

-NOW!

"SURPRISE, 'MANO!" you screamed hysterically as you forced the doors apart and jumped through…

…to answer to Ludwig.

For a few seconds, you did not register what had happened. Then you realized, you were naked.

"AH

My Substitute Groom C1 RomanoxReader

My Substitute Groom C1
CountryxReader
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"(Name)" I turned my head to look at my Italian boyfriend. He took me out in a date for our second year anniversary, now we're eating in this fancy restaurant in New York. I really love him even though he's quite childish; but right now, what I see is a serious looking Feliciano Vargas, wearing a black tuxedo and a red tie. "There is something I would like to ask you."

"Anything, dear" I said as I took a sip of my red wine; to my surprise, he got down on one knee and took out a small velvet box. He slowly lifted the lid to reveal a silver ring with a sma

Italy x Reader Oddest ways to fall in love 2"So...beautiful..." Maxi muttered as she opened your gift for her. It was a beautiful snow globe. Its decor was fine and painted in pink. Maxi's favorite color. Inside the snow globe was a horse, one you would see at a merry-go-round, with a pure white coat and a shining gold saddle.
"Thank you so much!" Maxi Cried in joy as she pulled you into a hug.
You simply hugged her back and patted her head.
"I knew you would like it kiddo..." you said with a grin.

"I'll be right back~" She said as she quickly ran into her room to place the snow globe on her dresser. Finally she ran back out and giggled. Her Aunt than gave her a beautiful dress. One

With Bells On: ChinaxReaderEyebrows aren’t supposed to be too distracting… are they?

You glanced at the distant trees to find an easy diversion but curiosity got the better of you. For five minutes, you had been watching this British man’s face as he asked you questions for the travelogue he was filming.

“How long have you been together?” he inquired, jotting quick notes on his little memo pad.

“Two years,” said your boyfriend.

“And when are you getting married?”

An exchange of fervent smiles was made between you and your lover, as if you know something that the rest of the world is oblivious of. Saturday has

My Concern? : Boss!SpainxAssistant!ReaderThirty three.

Thirty two.

Thirty one…

Thirty minutes until today’s meeting ends. Coughing and sneezing, you waited at the nearby cafeteria with a cup of hot chocolate. Watery eyes, congested nose and tablet screen radiation don’t make a good combination after all.

Your troublesome cousin Mathias is the one to blame. The other night, when you were supposed to be having a good night’s sleep, you were compelled to drag him home after he was caught up in a petty bar fight. It was rather a stormy night and his friends— Lukas above all— wouldn’t open their doors for him.

Instead of waiting for hours,

Punk!PrussiaxPunk!Reader: Sk8er Boi

Unlike some people your days started sometime in the afternoon. And they ended sometime around three or four in the morning.
This was because you and your fiancé Gil lived almost every teenager’s dream of making their living in a rock band.
“Hey, babe, wake up,” your boyfriend whispered in your ear.
“Too early,” you whined pulling the covers over your face.
Hands under the covers squeezed your sides. Half from shock at his cold hands and half from his tickling you jumped. “Ah!”
He laughed and pulled the covers down off your face. “Kensesese~.”
“Gilbert Beillschmidt! That wasn&

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Hetalia Quote Commentary

by ~MidnightShadows24, Jan 31, 2013, 2:28:21 PM
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Canada: Then we can both have fun!

Me: .......

France: *to England and America* You must delay the sexual tension, we have a meeting to finish!

Me: Oh France, you little FrUK troll, you.

France: Sorry to be so late! Halloween is not Halloween if I'm not being questioned by the police!

Me: You know, I can relate. I got questioned last year on Halloween night for screaming a little kids as they walked past my house. I got in a shit load of trouble, don't know why, though. The police said something about 'disturbing the peace'.

America: Alright guys, so I've got this sweet new attack plan, like attack dog alpha, woof!

Me: ........Like doggy style.

America: Britain goes in suicidal! It's your charge of the light brigade routine!

Me: O.O

America: France gives up without a struggle!

Me: And here I thought France was the semi.

America: And Russia? You just keep sending us your cannon fodder! You'll draw the guns away! From me!

Me:

Russia: What will you be doing, Mr. America?

Me: He was going to have sex with England, but that part got cut out. Don't know why. It's "educational" anime, right?

America: I'LL BE THE HERO!

Everyone:

Me:

England: This is a pen. A very useful phrase in the English language.

Me: *adds on to his line, cause I can* And if you say otherwise, you have no knowladge of the English language. Or your American, it's the same thing.

America: *to England* Check it out, yo! How kickass is my fighter plane of doom?

Me: You wanna sit in that cock pit, don't you, England?

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Hetalia Quote Commentaryby ~MidnightShadows24

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©2013 ~MidnightShadows24

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~kaitobunny88 Jan 31, 2013 Hobbyist General Artist

The UsUk in here is making me die of laughter XD

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*NekoNyah-sensei Jan 31, 2013 Hobbyist Traditional Artist

Pfft. XD
Nice

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