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He'd found it!

 His baby blue eyes were sparkling as he looked over the video game gleefully. He'd finally found it! It'd taken him weeks of searching this his large as his appatite house, but somehow Alfred F. Jones found Super Mario Bros buried in his top secret hamburger stash.

Well, he knew exactly what to do now: go over to the house of his video game bro, ____, pop that fucker in, and play until he could no longer use empty Mountain Dew bottles to release his piss(something Alfred had to do more than once on his gamer days)

 Lazy fatass though he might be, when he had motivation(or a coupon for a free Big Mac) Alfred could run pretty damn fast, so it was no surprise that he was at your house in no time. Being Alfred, he didn't bother knocking and invited himself inside. "Hey bro, I finally found it! Let's go play!" He recieved no response, seeing as no one was on the first floor.

 He assumed you were in your room and ran upstairs. What he didn't assume was that you just might be doing something up there that you wouldn't want him to see. But again, he was Alfred and, seeing as his world revolved around greasy food and video games, that thought would have never occured to him.

 Grinning, he burst into your room. "Hey bro, gu-!" He abrutly stopped shouting when he saw you.

 You were only wearing your bra and panties.

 You both stood there abrutly for a few seconds, before you came to your senses. "Alfred, GET OUT!" Your fist collided with his nose and he flew out of the room. You shot him a death glare before slamming the door in his face.

 Alfred just sat there in shock. His best friend was.......a girl! He'd always known that, of course, but when you two were kids, that hadn't really mattered, seeing as you'd been flat as a billboard. Now you had a smokin' hot body, and a bra to prove you were not longer flat chested.

Alfred was still thinking about this when you came out of your room, wearing a t-shirt and jeans, your face bright red. "Alfred, you're an ass." You said matter-of-factly.

"Hey bro, I wasn't peeking!" He held up the video game case, as thought it might save him from whatever wrath you were planning to bring down upon him. "I found Super Mario Bros, and I really wanted to play with you......."

 Your expression softened. "Well, I guess it's alright. I don't really mind if you look anyway." You held out your hand and Alfred took it, silently wondering what you meant by that.

 You tightened your grip on the American's hand and led him downstairs. "Now c'mon, let's go play that game!"

 Alfred couldn't help but wonder what these freaky ass emotions he was feeling were. Well, whatever they were, he didn't mind them too much.

If they had to do with his ____, they were more than welcome to stay.

Oh joy, more stupid fluff. :iconamericasulkplz:
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Epichalogirl Featured By Owner May 12, 2014  Student Artist
Most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,

this

really

works!!!!

1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3

times!

2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!

3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!

4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!

5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.

* *

* *

* *

Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.

After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!

u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!

Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you
break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
stories.

First Example:

Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same
chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she
got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.
And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car
crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened
and her mom would be alive.

Second Example:

Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was
short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd
grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for
him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,
and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up
and married each other to live happily forever.

Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-

1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!

10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!

15 people- your crush will say they like you

20 people- your crush will ask you out!

25 people- your crush will kiss you!!

30 people - Your crush will have sex with you

35 people or more- All of the above!!

Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...! 

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CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Please stop spamming. No one likes it, it doesn't make you cooler, and it's pointless.
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sissynick Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
That's the thing about my sad little childhood, I started growing my boobs when I was five and about the time all the other girls did mine were fucking huge, I never really knew what it was like to be flat chested since the last time I was I was four.
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kamitig Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
I feel for you, unfortunately the same thing happened to meh.
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:iconsissynick:
sissynick Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
Oh no another sufferer! It's okay I know the struggle.
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flyingbakabunny Featured By Owner Aug 4, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
story: ahmazin fluffiness
your icon: made me lawls to no end
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applekillingfanfirl Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2013
Alfred was still thinking about this when you came out of your room, wearing a t-shirt and jeans, your face bright red.
_________________________________________________________

At this point, I can imagine Alfred leaning against the wall by your door with his hand on his chin thinking very very hard about this with a reddish sort of face.

Ya? Can u see it?
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Gravityfallsgoddess Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
yes!! and he's just leaning against a door because all the walls by more room are all occupied my doors or junk.
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applekillingfanfirl Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014
:iconpshawplz: Betcha my room's worse off than yours xD
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:icongravityfallsgoddess:
Gravityfallsgoddess Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconsassyplz: Oh heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell no! My room is the worst room.
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