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"No. No freakin' way." You crossed your arms over your chest, glaring at the blond.

 "C'mon, bro!" The American protested, his light blue eyes revealing nothing but enthusiasm. "It'll be fun!"

 You snorted. Fun, indeed. Riding on a metal death trap, with a god damn 90 degree drop, and then puking the hamburger you'd eaten wasn't exactly your idea of fun. You liked standing on the firm ground, thank you very much.

 "C'mon" The American whined. "Don't be such a pussy, bro!" Says the guy who just about pissed himself in the haunted house. You decided not to make that point, though, because you were sure his hero ego would live it down, and then he would resume his pestering.


 Suddenly, the blond flashed a grin. You were confused- until you were suddenly lifted off the ground and thrown over Alfred's shoulder.




"ALFRED F. JONES, I'M GONNA KILL YOU!" You shrieked, pounding on his broad back.

 He just laughed, walking toward the rollar coaster. "Don't worry, bro, you'll love it!"



You sat in the seat, next to Alfred. As you waited for the ride to start, you silently wondered how many pounds you sweated off at this point.

 You felt a sudden lurch and the rollar coaster began to move up the track. Oh shit. It wasn't too late to get off this thing, right?

You were now at the top of the track. You wondered how high up you were now.

 You then made the mistake of looking down.

 The rollar coaster suddenly dropped down the 90 degree drop. The wind blew harshly in your face, your stomach doing flips. You screamed, squeezing your eyes shut as you clung to Alfred for dear life.

 You refused to open your eyes until this was over.



The moment the safety bars lifted up, you were out of there faster than a frog in a frying pan. You silently cursed his name as you waited for the world to stop spinning. You felt a pair of strong arms wrap around your waist. "So, what'd you think?"

 "Aweful." You replied coldly. "But, I'm just glad I didn't die."

 You felt a pair of lips quickly touch yours, much to your surprise. "You've got to be the bravest girlfriend ever!"

 He sure did know how to take your angry flames and turn them into nothing but cinders. You sighed, closing your eyes.

 You were such a sucker for flattery, especially when it came from your boyfriend.

I actually wrote this a while ago, after I went on my first rollar coaster.

My friends told me that I'd be like this when it was over: :iconamericaw00tplz::iconamericapartyhardplz: I was more like this: :iconscaredplz::iconfucknoplz:

Now whenever I see a rollar coaster, I get like this: :iconohfuckplz:

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Femdenmark92 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2015
Took me ten kisses to get me in a rollercoaster and I ended up liking Iron Dragon XD
Epichalogirl Featured By Owner May 13, 2014  Student Artist
Me: if I throw up, I'll throw up in you.
Alfred: Then it'll be like the Exorcism! 
Me: EW NO!!!  *starts coughing and gagging*

This is actually based on a conversation I ALWAYS have with my friend every single morning after breakfast. 
Vanity-808 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012  Student General Artist
My friends and I always say goodbyes and love-yous during the climbing to the 90-degree top and then curse each other for choosing to ride the roller coaster once it falls down and then the best part is when the guys there hug the pole or kiss the ground when it's all over xD Good times
Maplegirl16 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2012
Ermigod I hate roller coasters
AuraandAxz Featured By Owner Dec 13, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
I'm like this when I see a rollarcoaster: :iconegoraptorplz:
And when I'm on them I'm like: :iconamericawhyplz:
But after em I'm like: :iconwoootplz: :iconamericaw00tplz: :iconawyeahfaceplz:
Amar8910 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
me too xD
AuraandAxz Featured By Owner Nov 20, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank gog I'm not the only one XD
Amar8910 Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
who's gog...? xD
AuraandAxz Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Sorry, Homestuck reference XD (Also might have been Autocorrect correcting it to "Gog" because I use it so much XD)
Amar8910 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
oh... ok. xD
MoonSpark5996 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Dude! I am soooo like that!! XD and my friends think I'm crazy cause I prefer the hanging coasters to the Rollin ones. Those ones scare the s*** outta me!! :iconscaredplz:

((Ps, love your icon))
Shardspirit Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Haha, I do that to my friends too! :D I LOVE rollercoasters! :D
ScarletMoon-98 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
LOL I was more like America with my first rollercoaster, dragging my older brother on it with me
KenkoSpellCaster Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I agree with you, Why are rollercoasters fun to people, they be crazy yo!
sapphiresdesires1 Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Love this but, a roller coaster cannot have a 90° drop for that is raight down with an angle that would kill all of those on the rollercoaster rollercoasters usually have 110° angles and some have loopty loops. Sorry for saying that but, I just got done with my math homework that involved angles.
cheesewizmeow Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Kinda like my first rolorcoaster but i ended up liking them :3 srry :3
inkpumpkin Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
America....the things I do for you.
Sammyatro Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
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