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You nervously looked left and right before taking a seat at the world meeting. You were rather jumpy today but you had an excellent reason to be. France.

You didn't think he was a bad guy, but he could get a little over passionate at times. And while it was rather amusing when he did it to other countries, it made you a bit uncomfortable. "Honhonhon!" The one who laughed this rather perverted laugh was sitting next to you. You turned to look at him and came face-to-face with a rather handsome man with thick, wavy blond hair and bright blue eyes that held a sparkle of passion.

 "Hello France." You greeted before turning your attention over to Germany, who was trying to get the other countries to shut up and failing miserably. You heard furious scribbling beside you and a neatly written note was placed in front of you.

You shot the grinning blond a curious glance before reading his neat, cursive writting:

Roses are red,

Violets are fine,

I'll be six,

If you'll be nine,

Your entire face exploded in red. That-that-that pervert! Violently flipping the paper over, you snatched your pencil and began to write; France wasn't the only poet here! When you finished, you shot him a glare before slamming the paper down in front of hi. His eyesbrows raised and a smile of mock confusion playing on his lips, he silently picked the paper up with his slender fingers and read:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Thanks for the offer,

But I won't screw you,

His reaction to this surprised you; instead of the anger you'd expected, he started laughing; I mean, full blown, slamming his fists on the table laughter. Which kind of surprised you; when he laughed, he usually boomed that perverted "honhonhon!". You'd never heard him really laugh before. Still laughing, the Frenchman wrote his reply to this and passed it over to you. You read it:

Roses are red,

Russia hates snow,

For your information,

I wasn't just saying that you know,

Your face went a little redder at this. Ok, so admitably, France was pretty good with poems. And flustering the hell out of people. You felt strong arms wrap around you as a certain Frenchman whispered in your ear. "Roses aren't orange, neither is the sky. Just so you know, my poems never lie."

 Your blush was starting to become redder than Spain's tomatos. You took back what you'd previosly said; perverted wasn't a strong enough word to describe France.

 Sexy was a damn good one, though.

And so here's my half assed attempt at being funny. But gawd, am I a pervert! :iconregretnothingplz:

COMMENT! I really love them, guys. Please???
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DoruDesux1 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hehe~ Cute!
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sherlock-status Featured By Owner Dec 26, 2012  Student Writer
I'm dying. This--- SO AMAZING.
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newdreamsstudio Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
lol so much win XD
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KOFFEE12345 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, get in the van.

Roses are red, violets are blue, in Soviet Russia, poem writes you!

And so that is my input.
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Svitavotara Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
Love this!! I was smiling and laughing the whole time!! xDD
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NanamiOfFallingSnow Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012
Roses are red
My face is blue
I'm can't breath
Because of you.

XDD sorry it's so shitty but I had to try. God that made me laugh so hard I can't breath
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MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
That was a beautiful poem, my friend. XD
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NanamiOfFallingSnow Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2012
XD I'm quite the poet aren't I? Lol I'm just happy it rhymes
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MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD Your poems are certainly better than the ones the kids at my school write.
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NanamiOfFallingSnow Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
You make me feel so special :iconyayfranceplz:
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MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XDDDDDD Yes, I'm rather good at that, aren't I?
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NanamiOfFallingSnow Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012
Very much so ^ ^
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Zephyros22 Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Student Writer
Roses are red
Violets are blue
This story :love: nuff said.
and a heart for you too! :heart:
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DaAggeAgneta Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
(#^.^#) Well, France, aren't you a wonderful poet? I really loved this. You captured Frances character very well. Thanks for a wonderful little one shot^^
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SorrowWidow Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
Pffffffffft, I loved this one XD
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Maplegirl16 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
Roses are red,

My bed is blue

And I rolled off laughing,

Because of this story written by you!!
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Rina-san28 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
One of the best France-style poems I ever read was:

Roses are red,
Some condoms are blue,
STDs are contagious,
So watch who you screw.


I loved that one! These are hysterical, too! (I love the Russia one!)
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MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
XD Dude, words can't describe how hard that poem made me laugh. Ouch.........I think my side died a little after all that hysterical laughing. :iconhahaplz:
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Rina-san28 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol I gave you the payment. Can I have some information? //shotbyUndertaker//
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MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Alrighty. XD Here's a poem I told to one guy who called me a bitch:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't wanna be polite,

So fuck you,

The look on that dude's face..........Priceless. I wish I'd brought a camera. XDDDDDDD
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Rina-san28 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
lol I need to make up poems like that! XD
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MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Oct 14, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Recently just made this one up:

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Don't mess with Switzerland,

or he'll fucking kill you,

XD
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Rina-san28 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Pfft!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
This poem is stupid...
But then...so are you. 8D

Totally using that! XD
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MidnightShadows24 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
*snorts* That's a nice poem you got there.
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NagaChelsi Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Hobbyist Writer
Well I was laughing. So it wasn't "half-assed" also nice job on the poems. I may use those on some guys....
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MissXCocoa Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012
I liked this XD
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Thecakeisapotato Featured By Owner Oct 7, 2012  Student Digital Artist
LOL XD this was hilarious
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