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February 22, 2013
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Ah, Sunday. In your opinion, it was the best day of the week.

No meetings, no childish fights with your Allies, no earth shattering migranes. Just silence, the morning newspaper, and a bowl of lucky charms.

Smiling, you took a sip of coffee. Oh yes, Sundays truely were the best day of the week. Nothing but golden silence echoed through the kitchen, and that was just how you liked it. That silence was soon broken, however, when your front door was violently thrown open and England stumbled into the kitchen.

You set down the newspaper and examined the Brit; judging by his flushed face and the way he kept swaying back and forth, you came to the conclusion that he was drunk on his ass. Why anyone would want to drink this early in the morning, you didn't really know; I mean, beer didn't exactly pair well with cereal.

Not that you really cared, of course.

"England, go home, you're drunk." You stated cooly, turning back to your cereal.

He ignored you and stumbled over to your chair, resting a hand on your shoulder to keep his balance. He glanced down at your bowl of lucky charms and suddenly grinned. "____, know what?"

You sighed. "What?"

His drunk grin widened. "I'm magically delicious!" You'd taken a bite of cereal at the time, and the moment those words left his lips you choked on it, eyes bulging. What was this fuckery?!

He planted a sloppy kiss on your neck, his voice lowering to a whisper. "Do yeh wanna eat meh up, luv?"

You blushed, trying to ignore him. Yet you couldn't help but wonder how good British men were in bed.

Not that you cared, of course.

England appears to have been my next victim. :iconenglandderpplz:

Links to the others:

America: [link]

France: [link]

China: Coming soon!

Russia: Coming soon!

Canada: Coming soon!
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sarahsmiles16 Featured By Owner Jul 5, 2014  Student Writer
lol yes iggy yes
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Apr 16, 2014
I thought he'd say : " wanna taste meh lucky charms?"
Femicelandhetalia Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014
Can u do germany lol
occrystalsummer Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2014 better run now drunk or not...
VivaAmerica Featured By Owner Feb 21, 2014
Goshdarnit! Why ya gotta ruin cereal?! :iconimsodoneplz: ....Pick up lines like that are so cheesy, but somehow they work so well with England. >.>
CharlotteMetalMutant Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2014  Student General Artist
Hey, I have a question. Did your icon come from the show or did you make that? Because, quite frankly, it's hilarious.
huskychan1 Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I love this, this is hilarious!
NekodaTheHedgehog86 Featured By Owner Feb 10, 2014
I can't eat Lucky Charms without laughing because of this! It's amazing Llama Emoji-01 (Laughing) [V1]  
CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
This is why I choked this morning. Because my mom made Lucky Charms for breakfast. :iconenglandderpplz: I literally derped and choked.
NekodaTheHedgehog86 Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014
Haha that's funny and that England icon is hilarious!!!!
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