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"Aww, aren't you just the cutest thing?"

 Arthur Kirkland watched you snuggle with the cat, green eyes narrowed. He could see why'd you dubbed it as FranceCat; after all, that cat was a fluff ball, just like Francis's "sexy" hair and, also very much like France, this cat seemed more than happy to cuddle near some.....Intimate areas.

To anyone else, it would have been rather amusing to see the Brit's face turn bright red as glowered at the smug, fluffy cat. Arthur, however, was less than amused. "You really are cute!" You cooed, scratching the cat's ears and ignoring your boyfriend's silent hissy fit. "Why don't you sleep with me tonight?"

 Arthur's eye twitched. That was it. This cat could mock him, even hog his girlfriend on a day Arthur planned to spend with you, but to take his place in your bed, the one place he had to look forward to at this point?

That. Bloody. Cat's. Gone. Too. Far.

 The cat had to go, Arthur knew that much. He then had an idea. "____?" He adressed you, smiling. "Do you think you could go grab the 69th research book in the library? I need it for some paper work."

 You put down the cat, smiling. "Sure thing, Arthur." You stood up, stretching briefly before going, leaving Arthur and FranceCat alone, a fact the cat didn't seem too happy about.

Taking advantage of your absence, the Brit grabbed a scone off the silver platter resting on the coffee table, setting the so called food down in front of the disgruntled cat. "Eat up, you bloody cat."

 FranceCat was either very hungry or very stupid, because he began to devour the scone without hesitation.

 Arthur grinned maliciously.

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"What the hell happened to FranceCat?!" You shrieked. The poor cat was puking his guts out in the cornor, looking just a little less smug.

 Arthur shrugged his shoulders, trying not to smile. "I don't know, love. Must have been something he ate." Arthur laughed at his little private joke, much to your confusion and FranceCat's annoyance. 

Ah yes, victory was sweet.

..........*shot for 69 joke* XD
This was kind of based off this: [link]
Actually might end up making a Jealous!CountryXReaderXNeko!Country series......
Comment, please!
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:iconjeffarnette:
jeffarnette Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  New member Hobbyist Writer
I have a CanadaCat, his name is samba and he's so cute.
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XxEmeraldMayxX Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
erm....69 hehe
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:iconanakind87:
anakind87 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2015
I'm like "Awww, fret not, Arthur, my sweet. I still love you too"
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015
Thats animal crulety.
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:iconinsane-drawings:
InSaNe-DrAwInGs Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2015  New member
HAHAHA 
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:iconvocaloid-craft:
Vocaloid-craft Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2015  Student Writer
*Jealous slowly fades in*
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:iconfuzzymongoose423:
FuzzyMongoose423 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
"...69th research book" 
you are a sneaky one. xD
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:iconpurplesmilesandlove:
PurpleSmilesandLove Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2015
Never thought I'd see the day where England INTENTIONALLY poisons someone with his cooking.
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:iconmisscupcake134:
MissCupcake134 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
69!!!!!!!
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:iconcrystallynx:
crystallynx Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2014  Student Artist
Wow England is a queue....
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:iconclockwork-ferret:
Clockwork-Ferret Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Wow. Arthur is evil..... y u gotta be so evil england...
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:icon23rd-earl:
23rd-earl Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2014
69.... I see what you did der XD
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:iconqueenofalpachania:
QueenOfAlpachania Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2014
XD HAHAHAHAHA,I thought was just being weird when I thought that
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:icontiger-lily-swift:
tiger-lily-swift Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Student Interface Designer
:iconnekofranceplz:
"That.Bloody.Cat's.Gone.Too.Far."
Shitballs,I can't decide whether to laugh or too scream run.
And 69?You could've made a better book.
:iconiknowwhatyoudidlastnightplz: :iconjeffthekillerplz:
Maybe done Creepypasta in printed version :D
:iconstupidfrance: :iconlolmemeplz:
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:iconwinter-waltz:
Winter-Waltz Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
That. Bloody. Cat's. Gone. Too. Far

Me: I'll help you drown FranceCat, love!

*Sebastian appears with killer butter-knives*

Me: ARTHUR SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Arthur: -_-''.....
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Ray711 Featured By Owner Jul 13, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Just.. 69TH BOOK!!!! :iconnosebleedingplz: I... I can't.. And the joke... The something he ate.... I... :iconfaintingplz:
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SoccerStrider01 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2014
Heehee 69 I see what you did there ;)
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:iconparissimmons:
Parissimmons Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014
Um whats the 69 thing?
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:iconqueenofspadesx2:
Queenofspadesx2 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015
What the other person said. (If I'm not too late to say so,) don't look it up....
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:iconparissimmons:
Parissimmons Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015
its fine I know now but thank you ^_^
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:iconiamapiano:
IAmAPiano Featured By Owner Jun 27, 2014  Student Writer
YOU.WILL.REGRET.KNOWING.
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:iconparissimmons:
Parissimmons Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2014
um can I know anyway?
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:iconiamapiano:
IAmAPiano Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014  Student Writer
Let's just say it includes a man and a woman with sexual activities I.SAID.NOTHING.
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:iconparissimmons:
Parissimmons Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2014
oh thats it? okay thank you
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:iconiamapiano:
IAmAPiano Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2014  Student Writer
It's nothing really..but I was still happy to let you know.
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CrazyHetaliaLover13 Featured By Owner May 18, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
69?! SUCCESS! :iconjapansaysnoplz:
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RoxyDanaSchlyer1218 Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2014  Student Artist
XD beast success!!! 69TH BOOK IS THE BEAST SUCCESS HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!11111
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YukiMamoru Featured By Owner May 1, 2014   Artist
muhahahahaah thats what francecate get for being a pervert (
cat)
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:iconprussiadesu:
PrussiaDesu Featured By Owner Apr 17, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Lmao!! Fucking animal cruelty much?!?
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MissVolleyStar Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2014
Your icon thing (I have no clue what it's really called) is adorable!!!
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:iconnyanmeowth:
nyanmeowth Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Student Artist
Pssssh 69
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:iconkrtimeshifter:
KRTimeshifter Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2014  Student Writer
What does 69 mean? Someone please tell me!! >.<
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:iconnyanmeowth:
nyanmeowth Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Student Artist
You dont wan to know =w=9
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:iconkrtimeshifter:
KRTimeshifter Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2014  Student Writer
Now I want to know even more XD (jk I know .......gross)
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:iconnyanmeowth:
nyanmeowth Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2014  Student Artist
Lol
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meericat Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2014
Hehehe, 69.
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:iconkat-of-awsomeness:
Kat-of-awsomeness Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
FranceCat...dont you think that something overcooked isnt editable?!?!
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:iconnightflame131:
Nightflame131 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
That was so cute and funny XD
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:iconamericanlover152:
americanlover152 Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
noooooooooo
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:iconaisha101forever:
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013
My number is 69 in class...
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:iconlaradotxandtx101:
Laradotxandtx101 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014   Digital Artist
I bet France was thinking pervy thoughts the time he heard "69"
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:iconaisha101forever:
aisha101forever Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2014
SO true! (: probably so.
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:iconmarshallismyking:
Marshallismyking Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
Kawaii!! Please make more
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:iconlol-im-laughing:
Lol-im-laughing Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Omg I love your profile moving pic hahahhaa
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everybodydotheflop65 Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
69 is my favorite number and ya it's pretty obvious why XD
but omg when I read that I laughed so hard XD
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Ladybugk03 Featured By Owner Nov 13, 2013  Hobbyist
I don't care if it was France cat, but don't hurt da kitteh..... Or someone gets hurt..
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Hetalian-Homestucker Featured By Owner Nov 9, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
My classmates keep laughing at the joke '69' XD

Then one day in Math, I got a 69/160 in my quiz-- :iconpfftplz:
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mutantcat4774 Featured By Owner Oct 26, 2013
Oh yes vengeance is sweet
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Iceland4 Featured By Owner Oct 24, 2013  Hobbyist Artist
Dat was awesome
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