"France, I'm going to kill you!" You screamed, grabbing the coller of his shirt, your face bright red from yelling.
"Why, ma chere?" The blond Frenchman asked, his eyebrows raised.
"You know damn well why!"
You really don't know how he did it(perverts have their ways, you thought) but somehow he got into your room and swiped all your clothes, leaving only a dress for you to wear. The blond bastard knew damn well that you hated dresses with a fiery passion, so you didn't know if he was trying to piss you off or if he was just being a pervert.
Now you would admit, the dress was rather pretty; it was a deep purple color, sleeveless, that went to your knees, with a black belt around the waist. It was simple, but rather nice, not that you'd ever tell him that.
His shock gone now, a small, flirtious smile crept onto the blond's face. "But why do you mind, ma chere? You look beautiful."
You rolled your eyes at the complient. If it had been anyone elese, you might have been flattered, but with France you never really knew if it was genuine or not. I mean, the man flirted with just about anything that wasn't dead, much to your annoyance. But he's probably just using the same line he's used on god knows how many other women.
"Yeah right." You spat, narrowing your eyes. Before you could blink, the blond was right in front of you, one hand on your waist, the other holding your chin. You turned even redder, from blush this time.
"I wasn't just saying that, you know." He whispered, his face inches from yours. You could hear your heart beating, a shiver of anticipation running up your spine. With a smile, he kissed your cheek, then released you and walked away.
Leaving you extremly flustered and confused.
You slowly moved your hand up to touch the cheek he'd kissed, your blush darkening. Then your eyes narrowed at his retreating figure. Dammit, he was good! "You bastard!" You yelled.
You could have sworn you heard him snickering and your face became redder than Spain's tomatos. Stupid France!
God, you hated it when your ass of a boyfriend did that to you.